What I Hated the Least Today 238/365: Shit Crazy Cat Ladies Do

Though I'm owned by one cat only, I've recently noticed that I act like a full-time crazy cat woman. This is what I do with my cat on a daily basis: Asking the cat questions like I expect an answer (Did you miss me? What's up? Have you finished eating? Are you being good? Have you … Continue reading What I Hated the Least Today 238/365: Shit Crazy Cat Ladies Do

What I Hated the Least Today 235/365: Catifying My Cat

My cat isn't very catty. To start with, she's turned vegan. She won't touch wet food unless it's swimming in sauce, in which case she licks the sauce off, carefully shoving pieces of meat out of the bowl. I'm reconciled with her dietary requirements and keep on buying her meat in sauce, throwing the meat … Continue reading What I Hated the Least Today 235/365: Catifying My Cat

What I Hated the Least Today 229/365: My Cat

Her tail— Like a snake Slicing the air

What I Hated the Least Today 228/365: Civilised and Alive

Two days ago I felt like cutting my wrists but didn't act on the impulse because unshaved, with no make-up and chipped nail polish, I'd make an ugly corpse. Therefore, the next day I proceeded to paint my nails, and today I removed my fur and also had a haircut. I'm back to being a … Continue reading What I Hated the Least Today 228/365: Civilised and Alive

What I Hated the Least Today 219/365: Cat Show

I've been to a cat show today. It consists of people paying to be able to look at cats who do absolutely nothing (and mostly sleep while doing so). I paid the (admittedly smallish) fee willingly. I undertook torturous effort to be able to see the cats. I ventured out in the inhumane cold. I … Continue reading What I Hated the Least Today 219/365: Cat Show

What I Hated the Least Today 217/365: My Cute Cat

I don't do things like being in the present, enjoying the moment, feeling happy and similar shit. In part because I don't want to and in part because I'm not able to, which is presumably interrelated. Despite my relentless cynicism, I was surprised by the experience of a sort of a transcendental moment. It involved … Continue reading What I Hated the Least Today 217/365: My Cute Cat