You know how I always say that I’ve been up to nothing? Well, this week I’ve been up to so much shit! Still, I somehow miraculously contrived to make it look like I’ve been nowhere and done nothing. See for yourself.
Feb 26: Calm waters run deep? I think this sign is here in case someone drowns in a puddle of their own saliva and wishes to press charges. Because people are crazy.
Feb 27: I’m all for balls, I love balls, but not served like this. This is just perverse.
Feb 28: The hotel challenge starts. The goal is to find your room. For advanced players: find your room while drunk.
March 1: The best memory from my business trip are the smoking lounges at airports. Heavenly.
March 2: On departing from my hotel, I helped myself to some soap. Because I’m fucking poor and I need it more than the hotel.
March 3: The inevitable post-travel angina/flu is here. I’m wearing all I have. Indoors.
March 4: Still ill and can’t even…