Hey, I have some crappy photos on my Instagram, so why not slap them here? (That was a rhetorical question.) Each photo represents one day in the last week. (Be advised that I have no life, hence my photos are no photos.) For explanations, even duller than the photos, see captions.

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15 Jan: A business trip. A photo that says more than thousand words nothing but proves that I rose to the occasion, got up and got dressed. Also, see my nails. I didn’t #wakeuplikedis, I had to paint them. Extra effort.

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16 Jan: The first proper snow of this winter came in the week when it was my turn on the building’s chore wheel. Convenient. Not. I probably should’ve shovelled the shit but, instead, I waited a few days for it to thaw. Problem solved.

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17 Jan: I found neither peace nor anything else during my meditation, however, I still have painted nails and these cute yoga pants on top of it. 

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18 Jan: Breaking in a new candle. It smells vaguely of mulled wine. Give me a candle anytime and I’ll burn the world down (the same when you give me mulled wine). I wonder if candle lovers are closeted pyromaniacs. 

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19 Jan: I must’ve been watching too much Breaking Bad because whenever I see a powdered substance, I want to snort it. Also, this is magnesium and I swear it’s the best placebo I’ve ever had because it helps me shake less when I’m anxious. Which is all the time, duh.

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20 Jan: The ultimate cat box. A perfect fit for your cat. Order a yoga mat now and receive your gratis cat box! A fun note: I haven’t tried my new yoga mat yet and am still using the old one because I believe I don’t deserve nice things. Yeah, I know.  

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21 Jan: The fucking chore wheel has been haunting me all week. Sunday looked like the deadline for cleaning the building. So I was sweeping cigarette butts (not my own), stray tinsel (not my own) and dead tree needles (not my own). It’s not like I have to dispose of dead bodies, I don’t know why I hate doing this so intensely. 

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Posted by Mara Eastern

I'm a sardonic blogger, snapper, scribbler and rhymer; a virtual space invader who indulges in cheerful negativism, morbid self-deprecation and bleak humour.

13 Comments

  1. A friend gave me a Glade candle in Nutcracker Crunch. I love that name. Pyromaniacs unite!

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    1. Nutcracker Crunch? What’s this devilry? Sound delicious!

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  2. Great cat box. Probably overpriced, but hey, if it makes the cat happy….

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    1. Oh well, you know, the cat comes first.

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  3. Magnesium works in so many ways, most of them mysterious, like they have an amazing effect on older men, I’m convinced they do, so I enjoy the effect they have on me… 🙂

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    1. Oh, good to hear! I’m not much into dietary supplements, but I keep hearing praise on this one.

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      1. It’s working for me.

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  4. Ah yes, solar energy, the best way to get rid of snow. Except when it stays below freezing for a month like it has here. Then, drastic measures are required–like shoveling.

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    1. Shovelling sucks, especially when you’re like me, which is of a rather slender built, so I can hardly hold the shovel 😀 Luckily, where I live, the snow is gone soon. Thank you, sun. Take care!

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  5. LMAO.. I found all of these hilarious, especially you confessing at the start that its all “crappy”. I think not! These are fun. Keep them coming.. And I am looking you up on Instagram now. 😀

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    1. Aw, thank you so much for your kind and uplifting comment! You give me too much credit. See you around though as long as you can endure the displeasure of my company 😉 !

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      1. Oh I can take humour. 😀 Thank You!

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        1. The pleasure is mine 😀

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