An Extremely Crappy and Crazy Ode to Lexaurin

Got a panic attack. Took Lexaurin. Then got a panic attack that it’s not working. But later:

Aw, Lexaurin, my happiness pill
You make me feel chill
You make me divine
You’re forever mine
Will you marry me
Til either of us die?


Author: Mara Eastern

I'm a sardonic blogger, snapper, scribbler and rhymer; a virtual space invader who indulges in cheerful negativism, morbid self-deprecation and bleak humour.

10 thoughts

  1. Here’s my equally crappy response –
    Oh Ma-ma-ma–ma-ma-ma-Mara
    You need to fill a feel
    You pop a pill
    You feel so divine
    Mara, Mara, Mara
    Chill but don’t you spill


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