I blog anonymously but I make a shitty job out of it. I never post full frontal selfies (not as in nudes but as in whole face selfies), but I do post various disjointed body parts. I was thinking, Man, this is stupid, what if someone glued the parts together to make a whole? And then I thought, Don’t be paranoid, no sane person would bother. I forgot about Max though. Hilariousness ensues.

Cardinal Guzman

After the kid went to bed last night I had nothing to do, so I made these portraits of Mara Eastern – loosely based on her Instagram uploads.

Just a quick photoshop job to make time pass while I was waiting to be tired enough to go to sleep. If you don’t know Mara, this is her according to her own words:
“I’m a sardonic blogger, snapper, scribbler and rhymer; a virtual space invader who indulges in cheerful negativism, morbid self-deprecation and bleak humour.” – https://maraeastern.com/

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I'm a sardonic blogger, snapper, scribbler and rhymer; a virtual space invader who indulges in cheerful negativism, morbid self-deprecation and bleak humour.

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  1. That’s just creepy man…

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    1. I was amused really 😀 Would’ve been creepy if a total stranger did that.

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      1. I still thinks its a bit like stalking…

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        1. Oh so I should delete the collage of photos from your Instagram I just made? 😉 Kidding.

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        2. Watch out there Mclawson. You’re #4 on my stalking list. I just have to finish with these other two first…

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          1. Haha, now poor John is running away and hiding… I suspect European humour can come across as a bit weird across the ocean.

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  2. Haha, thanks for the reblog Mara. Much obliged!
    Have a wonderful-ish Saturday. 😀

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    1. I don’t think I ever reblogged a thing in my life but this was just too good not to share!

      Wonderful? What’s that? I need to look it up in the dictionary again. Probably will be related to things like fun, pleasure, enjoyment and other alien concepts. Have a passing day too 😉

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  3. This was the best thing I’ve seen on the internet all day. 😀

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    1. I know, right! It’s hard to find something that surprises you these days, especially when it’s a good surprise.

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      1. I got a good chuckle out of it. haha

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    2. Woohoo! I love your comment Mrs. Sampson. 😀

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  4. Love these. So funny. And quite sweet too.

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    1. I know right! Made my day.

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  5. Brilliant!! And the results are excellent.

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    1. It could have been improved by throwing in a kitten or two, but it did make my day 😀

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      1. Haha, I actually thought about throwing in a kitten photo there at the end of your feet, but then the picture would have been too long. 😀

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        1. The cat could have perched on the shaved half of my head as a stylish hat for warmth.

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