What I Hated the Least Today 241/365: Weirdo Dreams

I usually have realistic nightmares, which I remember in great detail and wake up confused whether it actually happened or not. However, today I had something between a dream and a nightmare, which was utterly unrealistic (obviously, you don't know that when you're in the process dreaming it) and which amused me wholeheartedly. My 65-year-old-mother … Continue reading What I Hated the Least Today 241/365: Weirdo Dreams

What I Hated (the Least) Today 240/365: Friday Evening

Meanwhile, on a perfectly uneventful Friday evening, I'm chatting with my anxiety. Me: Why are you making me shake? Anxiety: *shrug* Me: Seriously, why? Anxiety: No reason. Me: There's always a reason! Anxiety: *evil laugh* Me: But everything is as it should be. Anxiety: Exactly. So why not throw a shaking fit?

What I Hated the Least Today 239/365: Long Live Lexaurin

When I was admitted to the mental hospital, I was clean, as of not using any medication. When I was dismissed seven weeks later, it was with a budding addiction to prescription drugs. The irony. When I moved, I had to change my psychiatrist. My current psychiatrist is a jerk. Most psychiatrists are, in my … Continue reading What I Hated the Least Today 239/365: Long Live Lexaurin

What I Hated the Least Today 238/365: Shit Crazy Cat Ladies Do

Though I'm owned by one cat only, I've recently noticed that I act like a full-time crazy cat woman. This is what I do with my cat on a daily basis: Asking the cat questions like I expect an answer (Did you miss me? What's up? Have you finished eating? Are you being good? Have you … Continue reading What I Hated the Least Today 238/365: Shit Crazy Cat Ladies Do

What I Hated (the Least) Today 237/365: Tinder; or, Meet Weirdos in Your Area

I use Tinder and I'm duly ashamed of myself. My hypothesis is that there are only losers on Tinder. And me. I mean, including me. I've been conducting a practical research of the app for several months and hence I am now able to provide empirical evidence to support my hypothesis concerning losers. Besides proof … Continue reading What I Hated (the Least) Today 237/365: Tinder; or, Meet Weirdos in Your Area

What I Hated the Least Today 236/365: Tesco Trips

Most of my social contact consists of trips to Tesco. This might be sad, but I read an even sadder story the other day. It was about this guy who'd go smoking to where the homeless hang out so they'd ask him for a cigarette. His only social contact. My trips to Tesco are a life … Continue reading What I Hated the Least Today 236/365: Tesco Trips