What I Hated (the Least) Today 240/365: Friday Evening

Meanwhile, on a perfectly uneventful Friday evening, I'm chatting with my anxiety. Me: Why are you making me shake? Anxiety: *shrug* Me: Seriously, why? Anxiety: No reason. Me: There's always a reason! Anxiety: *evil laugh* Me: But everything is as it should be. Anxiety: Exactly. So why not throw a shaking fit?

What I Hated the Least Today 239/365: Long Live Lexaurin

When I was admitted to the mental hospital, I was clean, as of not using any medication. When I was dismissed seven weeks later, it was with a budding addiction to prescription drugs. The irony. When I moved, I had to change my psychiatrist. My current psychiatrist is a jerk. Most psychiatrists are, in my … Continue reading What I Hated the Least Today 239/365: Long Live Lexaurin

What I Hated the Least Today 238/365: Shit Crazy Cat Ladies Do

Though I'm owned by one cat only, I've recently noticed that I act like a full-time crazy cat woman. This is what I do with my cat on a daily basis: Asking the cat questions like I expect an answer (Did you miss me? What's up? Have you finished eating? Are you being good? Have you … Continue reading What I Hated the Least Today 238/365: Shit Crazy Cat Ladies Do

What I Hated (the Least) Today 237/365: Tinder; or, Meet Weirdos in Your Area

I use Tinder and I'm duly ashamed of myself. My hypothesis is that there are only losers on Tinder. And me. I mean, including me. I've been conducting a practical research of the app for several months and hence I am now able to provide empirical evidence to support my hypothesis concerning losers. Besides proof … Continue reading What I Hated (the Least) Today 237/365: Tinder; or, Meet Weirdos in Your Area

What I Hated the Least Today 236/365: Tesco Trips

Most of my social contact consists of trips to Tesco. This might be sad, but I read an even sadder story the other day. It was about this guy who'd go smoking to where the homeless hang out so they'd ask him for a cigarette. His only social contact. My trips to Tesco are a life … Continue reading What I Hated the Least Today 236/365: Tesco Trips

What I Hated the Least Today 235/365: Catifying My Cat

My cat isn't very catty. To start with, she's turned vegan. She won't touch wet food unless it's swimming in sauce, in which case she licks the sauce off, carefully shoving pieces of meat out of the bowl. I'm reconciled with her dietary requirements and keep on buying her meat in sauce, throwing the meat … Continue reading What I Hated the Least Today 235/365: Catifying My Cat