What’s the name of the German guy who hides all my stuff?
I’m always forgetting to take my memory pills.
I was alarmingly distracted and disoriented in the last few weeks. It wasn’t just the usual, such as How old am I actually?, What’s the year again? and What am I even doing here?. There arose a concern that I might confuse the green and the red lights on the lights and get run over out of sheer stupidity.
As the last resort of the hopeless, mindless and memoryless, I visited a local drug dealer, Dr Ma(r)x, and inquired about brain pills. I was given (sold for cold hard cash because my dealer doesn’t accept meal tickets) a bottle of poison containing Ginkgo biloba. As I was leaving the dealer’s den, I noticed the loud and clear sticker on the door saying PULL, and I PUSHED accordingly. I may or may have not had to return for some Band-Aid and Ibuprofen.
I noticed my brain function boost already the first day that I took the food supplement. Placebo effect is still an effect, right? Since I’ve been on Ginkgo, I feel like I remember everything. I remember especially what I want to forget. Simultaneously, I feel like I forgot something important but I can’t remember what I forgot (because logic). I wonder if the memory pill works so that you forget that you should have remembered something in the first place. Ginkgo is such a mind-changing substance.