I hate the work of marking students’ tests almost the least. It’s not even a work—it’s just more or less mindless checking or crossing out as appropriate. If I had a trained monkey, I’d assign it on the job. Alas, I only have an untrained cat. On the upside, I will never cease to be amused at what some English learners come up with. Here’s a random assortment of what I’ve come across so far.