059ContemplatingMurder

It is said that when cats don’t sleep, they contemplate the murder of their human. I believe I caught Ella in the act.

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Posted by Mara Eastern

I'm a sardonic blogger, snapper, scribbler and rhymer; a virtual space invader who indulges in cheerful negativism, morbid self-deprecation and bleak humour.

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  1. There are days when I’m confident the expression on my Theo’s face is “I’m going to eat you first”.

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    1. Yes. It’s a truth generally acknowledged among people owned by cats that the latter plot their murder and consumption.

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  2. Was her tail twitching a little? Always a signof an evil thought πŸ˜‰

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    1. You are right. It is obvious that tail twitching is a sign of trouble. She does that all the time… I’m in grave danger, I think!

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      1. Sleep with one eye open πŸ˜‰

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        1. With both eyes open in this case, I have two cats!

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          1. Ha ha!! Big trouble…

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  3. Poor Ella I am sure she was innocently enjoying that small but of sunshine x

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    1. I wouldn’t be so sure of that! You put too much trust in your cats’ good intentions! Beware!

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      1. Lol my cats do misbehave by doing things like pooing under the xmas tree the first day i put it up! And the tree is false!!!’

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        1. Pooing under the tree? Uuh, nasty cats!

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          1. yes, the naughty ginger one, never trust ginger kitties x

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          2. Gingers? They are the worst! I know that too well…

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          3. oh yus? A story behind that? x

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          4. Yes! There is a story behind that, a little on, in that there is ginger cat around and he’s the worst! He always comes to prowl in our yard, chase my cats and eat their food…

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          5. oh yikes what a naughty little ginger, but they do look cute right? Did you know nearly all ginger cats are male

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          6. Gingers look absolutely cute! But they are naughty. Most ginger cats are male? That’s funny! But it could be right, the ginger cat I know is male too…

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          7. you see I am a cat expert, didnt you know?

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          8. I always suspected.

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  4. While I was reading this post my cat, who was sleeping on the table behind the laptop, rose to her feet, stretched herself, yawned, licked her lips and turned to me. And then she smiled. Do you think I’m in trouble? πŸ™‚

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    1. Hey! Are you alive? Should I send help to protect you from your loving cat? 🐱 Of course, whenever a cat smiles, you’re in deadly danger. Thank you for stopping at my blog as the last action of your life… πŸ˜€

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  5. I have a t-shirt that has a kitten’s face on it with the words “Kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day”!
    Your cats are awesome, I have cats too but my babies live with my granny in Hungary while I live in Scotland.

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    1. Agreed. Kittens always plot murder. Poor dear you, to be separated from you cat babies, though I quite envy you that you live in Scotland! It’s my favourite country. Thank you for stopping by and cheers to your Hungarian granny too πŸ˜‰

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  6. You should read Master and Margarita one day! You’ll understand why – well,the pic made me think of that book… πŸ˜‰

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    1. Ha. I should read this book. It’s one of the classics that I should have read but haven’t. What a shame. Seriously. You roused my curiosity now!

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