Snowed in

What I Hated the Least Today 225/365: Real Story

I brought home snow On my coat— It melted On the floor Within seconds.

Real pants, as opposed to yoga pants

What I Hated the Least Today 224/365: Yoga Pants Radius

Do you have a yoga pants radius around your home too? Or a sweatpants or underpants radius, or whatever it is that you wear at home? A yoga pants radius is defined as an area encircling your home where you judge it to be alright to walk around in yoga pants as opposed to normal pants. … Continue reading What I Hated the Least Today 224/365: Yoga Pants Radius

Zenning out

What I Hated the Least Today 223/365: Depressed Is the New Drugged

I apologise for another depressing depression post. I somehow can't get it out of my head (quite literally). I'm trying to look at the bright side of darkness (which is oxymoronic, or just moronic) and while doing so, I discovered that depressed is the new drugged. You get a plethora of altered consciousness experiences when you're … Continue reading What I Hated the Least Today 223/365: Depressed Is the New Drugged

The humbug season again

What I Hated the Least Today 222/365: Happy Grumpy Holiday

I'm not a huge fan of holidays of any kind, which doesn't prevent me from wishing everyone who feels otherwise a satisfactory holiday season. On top of it, here's a link to my old article, in case you missed it last year, which details in detail some shocking local seasonal traditions. Included is live fish … Continue reading What I Hated the Least Today 222/365: Happy Grumpy Holiday

Very ugly and totally unrelated

What I Hated the Least Today 221/365: This Be the Verse

They fuck you up, your mum and dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had And add some extra, just for you. —Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse" I blame my parents for everything bad that happens to me (when I currently don't blame myself, which … Continue reading What I Hated the Least Today 221/365: This Be the Verse

Not-coffee

What I Hated the Least Today 220/365: Not-Date

I've been to a not-date with a fellow patient from the psychiatric ward. (An intriguing premise, right?) His diagnoses include but are not limited to depression, alcoholism and asocial tendencies. (Getting interesting, huh?) I share the same diagnoses, minus alcoholism, plus anxiety. (Gotta have something extra, you know.) Nothing of note happened. (Anticlimactic, I know.) On … Continue reading What I Hated the Least Today 220/365: Not-Date