Weekly Photo Challenge: Smile (if You Can)

In response to WP Weekly Photo Challenge: Smile. I colour. Colour is used as a verb here. I do not identify myself with colour, as in I am a colour. Though, if I […]

Another Instaweek

I’m still on Instagram. And still taking pictures of crap. This week I couldn’t have even been bothered to take pictures of proper crap, so I’d just point my phone […]

Weekly Photo Challenge: Set

In response to WP Weekly Photo Challenge: Rise/Set. The sun set, the day is dead.

Bringing Light to Instagram

Do you think this post is going to be about my enlightening Instagram? Gotcha! Of course not. You should know better now than to trust me. I bring gloom and […]

What Happens on Instagram…

What happens on Instagram doesn’t stay on Instagram. That sounds catchy and cheesy, right? What I mean is that I give you literally what I posted on Instagram last week, […]

I Hate Being the Janitor

I present a new instalment in my Janitor from in Hell Series, which starts with my installation in the concierge function, continues with an epic flood, and I wish I […]

Weekly Photo Challenge: Favourite

In response to WP Weekly Photo Challenge: Favourite Place. To be miniaturised is not small-minded. To love you needs more details than the Book of Kells— Your harbours, your photography, […]

I’m on the Beach and My Mind Is a Scary Place

Don’t be alarmed. I’m not really on the beach. Global warming didn’t escalate so quickly as to bring the ocean to Europe’s centre. Though I’d very much like it. I […]

Weekly Photo Challenge: I’d Rather (Not) Be

In response to WP Weekly Photo Challenge: I’d Rather Be. I’d rather not be, but if I had to be, I’d rather be my cat.  

Autumn Archives

I’m obsessively taking photos, on which I toss them in the archives and forget about them. So, I’m thinking, what the fuck, let’s post some of that old stuff on […]

An Instagram Week

So, I’m still on Instagram and still doing this 365 challenge—though I’m vehemently denying both that I’m doing it and that it’s an all-year-round challenge—when I’m taking and posting a […]

Second-World Alternatives to First-World Products

I have the dubious (dis)advantage of living betwixt the first and the second worlds. My ass is sitting on a second-world chair, but the first world is at my fingertips, […]

Weekly Photo Challenge: Story Potential

In response to WP Weekly Photo Challenge: Story. Not much of a photo, but a potential for story here. The story of the lost ball; or, the art of losing […]

Weekly Photo Challenge: Another Story

In response to WP Weekly Photo Challenge: Story. This may or may not make for a good story, probably not, not because I’m negativist but because you should shut up […]

Staring into That Good Night

So it’s night and I go to smoke Outside And see—so many fucking stars Just hanging up there Flickering like crazy (Maybe Some of them are planes) Anyway Here’s the […]

Walls Make Neighbours

There’s a wall between me And the gritty city street Just a wall Of concrete or brick or shit One and something feet maybe Separating me From everything not-home Not-nice, […]

Weekly Photo Challenge: Story

In response to WP Weekly Photo Challenge: Story. Let us go then, you and I, When the evening is spread out against the sky Like a patient etherised upon a […]

A Week in Instant Pictures

You know how I always say that I’ve been up to nothing? Well, this week I’ve been up to so much shit! Still, I somehow miraculously contrived to make it […]